Er zat een gat in mijn schoen en er stak een blije vinger uit.
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teeter-tottering between brilliance and insanity
robina spaans
¿habla español?
you are cordially invited to go fuck yourself
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nachtvlinder/wolf in schaapskleren/koopziek/spang in het donker/rouge royale
nachtvlinder/wolf in schaapskleren/koopziek/spang in het donker/rouge royale
((U + C + I)x(10 − S)) / 20xAx1 / (1 − sin(F / 10))
De Wet van Murphy van Edward A. Murphy luidt "Als er meer dan één manier is om een taak te doen en één van die manieren zal in een ramp resulteren, dan zal iemand het zo doen".
enchanté de faire votre connaissance
leven
Choose life. Choose a job. Choose a career. Choose a family. Choose a fucking big television, choose washing machines, cars, compact disc players and electrical tin openers. Choose good health, low cholesterol, and dental insurance. Choose fixed interest mortgage repayments. Choose a starter home. Choose your friends. Choose leisurewear and matching luggage. Choose a three-piece suit on hire purchase in a range of fucking fabrics. Choose DIY and wondering who the fuck you are on Sunday morning. Choose sitting on that couch watching mind-numbing, spirit-crushing game shows, stuffing fucking junk food into your mouth. Choose rotting away at the end of it all, pissing your last in a miserable home, nothing more than an embarrassment to the selfish, fucked up brats you spawned to replace yourselves. Choose your future. Choose life... But why would I want to do a thing like that? I chose not to choose life.
volgers